Friday, July 18, 2008

RAMBO 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i know i still haven't got up a HeroesCon recap, it's coming, it's coming. i've been pretty busy trying to get ahead on Marcus Ninja weekly strips, and i'm adjusting to getting back to work after a weeks vacation in Wasaga Beach.

about 2 or 3 weeks ago, before i left for Wasaga, i caught Rambo 4 on the dish. i watched this because i heard how crazy violent it was but not really expecting to enjoy it too much.
Man, was i wrong! i mean, i was right about the crazy violence but i didn't think i was gonna LOVE this movie. it's amazing! think of the most violent movie you've ever seen, this movie tops it.

written, directed and starring the 60 year old, juice-bag, Stallone, Rambo 4 does not fuck around. i'll tell ya the whole movie in a sentence. in Thailand, reluctant hero, John Rambo is forced by his morals to save a group of Christian aid workers who've been kidnapped by the most evil sons-a-bitches we've ever seen. that's it! and it fuckin' delivers. Stallone basically makes the bad guys so evil so that when he is cutting them in half with machine gun bullets or shooting arrows through their heads we are cheering him on. Kill 'em Rambo!
this may not be for the ladies, but if you are a guy that doesn't like this movie, then you are probably not a real man. i'm pretty sure now, that Rambo could take Batman.
this movie: BRILLIANT

1 comment:

Milo said...

lol, you love that movie too much.

Rambo did kill a lot of people though. He's probably killed more people than any other action hero.